Chinese takeaway

[Fontana]

I went into my local Chinese takeaway last night and got talking to the owner of the shop.

'What you do for a riving, then?', he said.

'What do I do for a living, you mean?'

'Yes..'

'I'm a comedian', I replied.

'Go on then, change colour', he chuckled.

'No! I'm not a fucking chameleon, I'm a comedian'

'Oh right, tell me joke then. Make me raff', he said.

Just then in the kitchen, I noticed his wok was on fire with my meal in it.

'Wok! Wok!', I shouted.

'Who's dare..', he said.

Buggar this I thought.

I'm off to the Indian.:)

[eddie2760]

Best joke on here had me in stitches