CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...

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3reads
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CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...

Postby 3reads » 13 May 2015 14:33

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
I need therapy.... retail therapy

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Re: CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...

Postby Jennifer » 13 May 2015 15:51

Brilliant! Got to remember some of those, they are so funny! :lol:


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